The British left behind an education system, health care, fire brigade and lots of small airports around Myanmar: They liked to pop over to one of the states, check how things are going and be back at base in time for gin and tonics. Some of these things have been kept up like the education system and thankfully for us, many of the airports which makes flying around the country easy. It's true that once at the airport the lack of flight information doesn't inspire confidence but the goofy sticker system and sharply eyed floor walkers does seem effective in ensuring that you board the right aircraft and they always leave bang on time.
We've landed at Heho a old military base, and for the next hour we're driving up to the old hill fort in Kalow. It's very similar to Pwin Ou Lwin in feel, climate and pine forest but its population is more varied with a number of Nepalese Gurkhas and Indians (descendants of the many who built the road and rail infrastructure) having settled here, the hilltops have far fewer Pagodas they aren't splattered with gold leaf but just forest and woodland.
It's also the heart of the Golden Triangle, not that you'd know it, this is not a threatening part of the world despite the long running civil war, and there is again great hope that the new government will finally find the agreement for a ceasefire and unite the country as the much missed National Leader intended before his assassination in 1947. The Shan were largely left to govern themselves during British time and most of fighting since has been to allow them to do so again; they want a federal system (like the US) where many of the decisions are made locally.
We skip past the regular market (long since tired of these places but I keep a cursory eye out to see if they have a fish big enough to eat the bananas we threw into the muddy waters around Shampoo island) and drive straight into a cattle market. It's all about the size of your hump when it comes to pulling ploughs and carts and this fella looks worth every cent of his $3000 asking price:
We're out of the heat of Mandalay and climbing into the mountains, an old viaduct is still in use by the daily train which just reinforces the feeling that we've been here before looks exactly like the one we took from Pwin Oo Lwin. On hearing the train approach, instead of urgently vacating the track we just choose which side will be best for a photograph.
Further into the hills we come to Myin Ma Hti Cave. In this hilltop is a maze of 10,000 Buddhas hidden in a cave, the oldest being placed here in 12th Century, and the collection is growing all the time.
I'm not thrilled to find the cave guarded by a giant spider given my love of the 8 legged beasts but I'm assured this one was slain by the prince long ago to free the Princesses within the cave. The density of Buddha in here is crazy and makes the entrance claustrophobic but they thin out as you go deeper into the labyrinth, but other neighbouring caves also contain buddha.
The Pine Haven Resort feels very Home Counties with its wood panelled bar, open fires and green lawns. We're well under budget with just a week to go so it's a step from up the previous hotels as we bid to close out Myanmar with some colonial style and a Brandy by the fire.
Nyaung Shwe is the entrance to Inle lake so'll we'll need to continue by speed boat, made from very long planks of teak, the engine spins a prop which sits just below the surface to avoid the many reeds but which displays it's revs with a plume of spray and a steady cough of diesel exhaust.
Fisherman pose as we clear the channels and break out onto the lake itself, they use bamboo cages to drop over a fish and then with a cane, scare it into the voluminous sack of netting that lines the cage which ensures it is trapped when the cage is raised.
This requires the fish to be still while the bell shaped bamboo sinks around it so whether it's traditional or not it all looks very unlikely! The current fisherman must agree as they now busily lay out lengths of nylon netting but they do still steer their boats with one leg, leaving their hands free to tend to the net. It's impressive display of balance:
The people of Inle lake are famous for silk weaving and also pioneered lotus stem weaving, the silk is from China as local worms don't produce such quality but the Lotus plant is plentiful growing around the floating farmland but these fibres produce the most sought after and very prized longhi given the plants association with Buddha.
Weaving is complicated but the master craftsman are the boat builders. Heavy stretches of teak are shaped and sanded by calloused hand into a craft that'll so balanced and sit so high as to barely touch the water. All the planks are joined using dowel, hammer and hand drill, it's not a kit, each has its awkward join to shape and puzzle over but the finished boat is a thing of crafted beauty and frankly looks a bargain at $500. (Private commissions only as the teak is expensive.)
Once the wood is shaped into place they are waterproofed with a mix of lacquer and sawdust. Lacquer has many applications, usually tableware or furniture it's quite an art to take woven bamboo and sometimes horse hair for more delicate designs, coat it in a fine clay or bone ash to give it rigidity before the black lacquer is applied, which on drying looks like shiny plastic. A set of these bowls would be a beautiful thing to own but I've resisted negotiations to buy on the grounds that I doubt it's dishwasher proof.
Next day is market day and the whole on Inle lake descends for the weekly trade, some selling ants, edible leather, selections of fish in itself unremarkable until you realise they are still alive, and are occasionally dipped in the water bucket to keep them from drying out, or dying.
This is so any unsold fish can be roped to the stilts under the house until the next market in 5days time:
We awaken next morning to jungle chirps and (John) secada starts up, a reply never more than 7 seconds away but in the evening on the full moon a huge frog chorus fills the air, they all stop suddenly but frequently which you can time with your own movements as if conducting them.
The Phaug Daw Oo monastery in the centre is famous for its five small Buddha, which used to tour the lake until all went overboard in a boating issue, but only four were found. The fifth made its own way back to the monastery and is highly revered, so much so that all the buddhas now have so much gold leaf applied they are unrecognisable as statues, now looking more like gold stones. (Note the addition of flashing LEDs amplifying the grandeur of the centrepiece... Why do that?)
Inle is a population tied to the lake, they live on it, bath in it, brush their teeth in it. Its central to their lives providing food and transport but in recent years it's being drying out or rather, not being sufficiently topped up during the rainy season as climate change bites and this means navigating the long boat out to up the channels to outlying villages is a challenge. Ingeniously they have narrowed part of the stream to give more depth of water in a narrow channel up which a boat can pass.
These channels lead us to several ruined stupa, Alaung Sitthou dates back to the 16th century but has long since fallen into disrepair:
Banyan trees have taken root and the stupa show the burrows where robbers have investigated them for any jewels or valuables that are sometimes included by the stupa donor.
UNESCO wanted to protect this area but they require to be left as it is, preserved for nostalgia but the locals want to restore and replace the ruins so have refused the offer. It's a stark difference between the two cultures where one clings to the past, the other just wants to move forward. Whilst some have been more sympathetically restored by the government archeological department, it's not long before the disco lights appear:
I'm suffering from bird(man) flu and have run out of paracetamol so despite the strong advise from lonely planet to the contrary ("Myanmar healthcare is dismal... and should be used only out of desperation... Buying medication over the counter is not recommended") I'm forced to find some local supplies, the packaging makes it worth it:
Even cures "Malaise", where have you been all my life?!





















































